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Your friends and family will definitely NOT judge you for this purchase or learning that the doll on your pillow you fall asleep with every night is a guy trapped inside the body of a female doll.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Artist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DokuroDx\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDokuroDx\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 way tricot blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions: 50x150cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePillow sold separately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping begins in November\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626062709051,"sku":"O8-POR-017","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_dakimura_Mockup1.png?v=1791305385"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-bubble-mousepad","title":"PorcelainMaid | Bubble Mousepad","description":"\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eHave you always wanted to lay your hands on PorcelainMaid’s massive chest but were too worried about the aftermath of his wrath? Well look no further than this padded bubble mousepad! Now you can comfortably rest your weary wrist on top of this doll’s concerningly large chest, all the while getting a look of disapproval from Jowol himself on your purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DokuroDx\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDokuroDx\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping begins in November\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626065461563,"sku":"O8-POR-018","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_bubble-mousepad_Mockup1.png?v=1791305409"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-plushie-arcade-shaker-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Plushie Arcade - Shaker Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn this acrylic shaker charm, the Blockheads have stolen their Dad’s credit card and headed straight to the arcade machine to pick up some adorable plushies (even if the machine says free)! Watch as the Blockheads try their very best in getting the various PorcelainMaid \u0026amp; Blockhead plushies before Jowol notices what’s missing from his wallet!  Also available in a standee from!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize of item: 3” inches  \u003cbr\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Loup_0m\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLoup_0mLoup\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626068541755,"sku":"O8-POR-019","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain-shaker_Arcade_Mockup1.png?v=1791391530"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-chat-in-the-cage-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Chat in the Cage - Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eAlways wanted to carry around a little pocket sized Blockhead? Well now with this keychain, you can finally fulfil that very oddly specific dream of yours! Perfect for clipping onto your keys, bags, and other important belongings, this Blockhead always make sure to accompany wherever you go with a smile. Just PLEASE make sure you don’t let them out of the cage… they feel safe in there.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Alfyria\"\u003eAlfyria\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 inches tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626070999355,"sku":"O8-POR-020","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain_ChatintheCage_Mockup1.png?v=1791304283"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-dangling-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Dangling - Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eFighting to stay on, these keychains of PorcelainMaid and the Blockheads are designed with a long string to truly encapsulate the sensation of being on the verge of falling!  \u003cbr\u003eAttach these dangling friends on your keys, your bags, or more!  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Loup_0m\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLoup_0m Loup\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626165207355,"sku":"O8-POR-021","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain_Dangling_Mockup1.png?v=1791305870"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-doll-and-roses-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Doll and Roses - Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eCapturing the very essence of prim and proper, this acrylic keychain of PorcelainMaid is a much needed addition to those who enjoy the finer things in life. Nested inside a patch of beautiful pink roses, this keychain is perfect for clipping onto your keys, bags, and other important belongings.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/lobsie\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003elobsie\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3” charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626167599419,"sku":"O8-POR-022","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain_DollandRoses_Mockup1.png?v=1791304602"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-marching-blockhead-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Marching Blockhead - Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn this acrylic spinning disk keychain, the Blockheads go on a dangerous quest around the mansion hunting down the cardboard monsters that their loving father PorcelainMaid set up for them! Watch as chat marches around the mansion in this cute design based off the Blockhead minigame played in Twitch chat.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Loup_0m\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLoup_0m Loup\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3” inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626169893179,"sku":"O8-POR-023","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain_MarchingBlockhead_Mockup3.png?v=1791304655"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-marionette-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Marionette - Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat you’ve never seen a possessed doll take off their head before? No? Well in this acrylic keychain of PorcelainMaid you can watch as the doll tries to keep this new body of his nice and clean. Perfect for clipping onto your keys, bags, and other important belongings.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/OpposeArt\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eOpposeArt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Loup_0m\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3” charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626174906683,"sku":"O8-POR-024","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain_Marionette_Mockup1.png?v=1791304691"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-ohoho-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Ohoho - Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever wanted to Ojou-Sama laugh alongside PorcelainGuard? Well by adding this adorable keychain into your possession, you can practice that rich girl laugh alongside this smug guard as you look down at all the peasants who dare mock your worth! Perfect for clipping onto your keys, bags, and other important belongings. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtist Credit: Agony Ina | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Agony_Ina\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTwitter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize of item: 3” inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626175693115,"sku":"O8-POR-025","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain_Ohoho_Mockup1.png?v=1791304889"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-smug-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Smug - Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe original design. The OG model. The first ever PorcelainMaid. Grab yourself this keychain of Jowol’s first ever design in all its glory, and clip it onto your keys, bags, and other important belongings. Just be careful though… it might try and get your Mom’s phone number. but just be careful of letting it near your belongings.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/emucchi_\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEmu emu\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3” inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626178249019,"sku":"O8-POR-026","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain_Smug_Mockup1.png?v=1791304924"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-tea-time-keychain","title":"PorcelainMaid | Tea Time - Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eJoin PorcelainGuard and some Slimes for some well deserved tea time in this cute little keychain. Perfect for clipping onto your keys, bags, and other important belongings, you’ll feel a tranquil peace every time you look at this lovely little charm.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/_n0r0\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eNøRø\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3” inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626183721275,"sku":"O8-POR-027","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_keychain_Teatime_Mockup1.png?v=1791304952"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-blockhead-plushie","title":"PorcelainMaid | Blockhead - Plushie","description":"\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eThe actual star of a PorcelainMaid stream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\"\u003eSitting at 8 inches tall, this Blockhead is ready to accompany you on any journey you go on! Whether it’s cuddling up in bed as you both watch your favorite vtuber PorcelainMaid or joining you as you spend countless hours grocery shopping, this Blockhead plushie is a perfect companion for your everyday life. Just make sure to feed it some dino nuggets and apple juice every once and a while… or you might regret it!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-prosemirror-content-type=\"node\" data-prosemirror-node-name=\"paragraph\" data-prosemirror-node-block=\"true\" data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.n3komerch.shop\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eN3ko Merch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e6\" x 10\" x 8\" (\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e15 × 26 × 20 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShipping begins in November \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626203382075,"sku":"O8-POR-028","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/plush_crop.png?v=1791411106"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-acrylic-wall-hanger","title":"PorcelainMaid | Acrylic Wall Hanger","description":"\u003cp\u003e Hang around or hang some keychains on this adorable Blockhead acrylic wall hanger! Through the power of magnetic dots, you can stick this Blockhead on your fridge, computer case, or any other magnetic surface as it comfortably holds a plushie of their Dad.  \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Loup_0m\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLoup_0m Loup\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3” inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/GhostZ4r4\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626207248699,"sku":"O8-POR-029","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_Standee_AcrylicWallHanger_Mockup1.png?v=1791305649"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-big-chat-standee","title":"PorcelainMaid | Big Chat - Standee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring the cuteness of the Blockheads to your desk, shelf, or any other surface available. Just make sure to pay attention to all your chicken nuggets in your freezer… they have a tendency to get hungry late at night when you’re asleep.  \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Loup_0m\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLoup_0m Loup\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAcrylic standee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/GhostZ4r4\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626207871291,"sku":"O8-POR-030","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_Standee_BigChat_Mockup2.png?v=1791305481"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-bikini-model-standee","title":"PorcelainMaid | Bikini Model - Standee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFeaturing PorcelainMaid in his bikini outfit surrounded by blockheads, slimes, and a bunch of bubbles, this acrylic stand is ready to bring some much needed rest and relaxation from any corner of your desk! Enjoy watching Jowol get some much needed self care in his daily life, but just make sure not to place this too close to your electronic devices.  \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/x.com\/refrainbow\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eRefrainbow\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAcrylic standee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/GhostZ4r4\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626208854331,"sku":"O8-POR-031","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_Standee_BikiniModel_Mockup1.png?v=1791305518"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-plushie-arcade-standee","title":"PorcelainMaid | Plushie Arcade - Standee","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn this acrylic standee, the Blockheads have stolen their Dad’s credit card and headed straight to the arcade machine to pick up some adorable plushies (even if the machine says free)! \u003cbr\u003eWatch as the Blockheads try their very best in getting the various PorcelainMaid \u0026amp; Blockhead plushies before Jowol notices what’s missing from his wallet!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlso available in a keychain from!   \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Loup_0m\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLoup_0m Loup\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAcrylic standee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/GhostZ4r4\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626209444155,"sku":"O8-POR-032","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_Standee_PlushieArcade_Mockup2.png?v=1791305568"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-step-on-me-standee","title":"PorcelainMaid | Step On Me - Standee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLive out your dream of getting stepped on by a 6’5 living doll in this beautiful acrylic standee! Put this extremely judgmental PorcelainMaid on your desk, your shelf, your table, your microwave, your sink, just wherever you want to display your freaky fantasy.   \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eArtist Credit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/ParasiticBun\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBun\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAcrylic standee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/GhostZ4r4\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626209837371,"sku":"O8-POR-033","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_Standee_StepOnMe_Mockup1.png?v=1791305599"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-emote-sticker-sheet","title":"PorcelainMaid | Emote - Sticker Sheet","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever wanted to stick your favorite PorcelainMaid emotes on all of your belongings? \u003cbr\u003eWell with this sticker sheet featuring some of your favorite emotes, you can smack them wherever you’d like! On your waterbottle? Sure! On your laptop? Let’s go! On your divorce papers? Uh…… yeah I guess if you want! No judgement here!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker sheet features the following emotes:  Dead  Gun  Nut  Sadistic  Scuff  Sip  Smooch (Left \u0026amp; Right)  Step (Slime \u0026amp; Jowol)  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 5.5\" x 7.75\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626213605691,"sku":"O8-POR-034","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_sticker-sheet_Mockup1.png?v=1791385740"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-guard-stickers","title":"PorcelainMaid | Guard - Stickers","description":"\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"24\"\u003eLooking to add a little extra protection to your belongings? Well PorcelainGuard is on duty and ready to go! Perfect for water bottles, sketchbooks, laptops and other important surfaces this sticker of our smug guard will do their best in making sure your items are safe and sound!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"307\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eSize of item:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3” inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"333\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eArtist Credit for Smug, Tea Time, Guard: \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/_N0R0\"\u003eNoro \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"https:\/\/x.com\/_N0R0\" data-renderer-mark=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/_N0R0\" data-is-router-link=\"false\" class=\"_ymio1r31 _ypr0glyw _zcxs1o36 _mizu194a _1ah3dkaa _ra3xnqa1 _128mdkaa _1cvmnqa1 _4davt94y _4bfu1r31 _1hms8stv _ajmmnqa1 _vchhusvi _kqswh2mm _2rkolb4i _ect4ttxp _v564hxmd _syaz13af _1a3b1r31 _4fpr8stv _5goinqa1 _f8pj13af _9oik1j28 _1bnx8stv _jf4cnqa1 _o7kshxmd _30l313af _1nrm1j28 _c2wa8stv _1iohnqa1 _1ggl87vo _9h8h12zz _10531ra0 _1ien1ra0 _n0fx1ra0 _1vhv17z1\" data-testid=\"link-with-safety\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"333\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eArtist Credit for Ohoho:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Agony_Ina\"\u003eAgony \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Agony_Ina\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"333\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtist Credit for Refrainbow: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/refrainbow\"\u003eRefrainbow\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"333\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Smug","offer_id":67671570743611,"sku":"O8-POR-035-A","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ohoho","offer_id":67671570776379,"sku":"O8-POR-035-B","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Guard","offer_id":67671570809147,"sku":"O8-POR-035-C","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tea Time","offer_id":67671570841915,"sku":"O8-POR-035-D","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All","offer_id":67671570874683,"sku":"O8-POR-035-E","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/all_stickers_pack_1.png?v=1791412534"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-butt-mousepad","title":"PorcelainMaid | Butt Mousepad","description":"\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"24\"\u003eListen, I know exactly what you are you little freak. You thought that other PorcelainMaid mousepad was too tame for your standards and you wanted something more, something BETTER, something… okay we get it you actually just wanted to see what’s been hiding under the doll's dress! So look there it is! Are you happy now?! Sicko.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"355\"\u003eThis mousepad is for the absolute degenerates, the ones who want to rest their wrist right in between this caked up doll. So if that’s you… just add it to your cart already. Or if you want to avoid Jowol’s disapproval you can check out the other mousepad variant!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"644\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eArtist Credit:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DokuroDx\"\u003eDokuroDx\u003cspan data-testid=\"smart-link-draggable-inline\" class=\"_80om1qgj _1e0c1nu9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"loader-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" class=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" role=\"none\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw _o5721jtm _1nmz9jpi _16d9qvcn _ca0qv77o _u5f31b66 _n3tdv77o _19bv1b66\" data-testid=\"inline-card-icon-and-title\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67671588536635,"sku":"O8-POR-018","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/assmousepad.png?v=1791410949"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-stickers","title":"PorcelainMaid | - Stickers","description":"\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"24\"\u003eThis sticker of PorcelainNun and Maid will make sure all your belongings are protected from any sinful behavior that might be lurking. Perfect for water bottles, sketchbooks, laptops and other important surfaces that need a little blessing in their life!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"271\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eSize of item:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3” inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"297\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eArtist Credit for Nun:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/_N0R0\"\u003e Noro \u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"smart-link-draggable-inline\" class=\"_80om1qgj _1e0c1nu9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"loader-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" class=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" role=\"none\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw _o5721jtm _1nmz9jpi _16d9qvcn _ca0qv77o _u5f31b66 _n3tdv77o _19bv1b66\" data-testid=\"inline-card-icon-and-title\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eArtist Credit for Maid:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/refrainbow\"\u003e Refrainbow \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/refrainbow\" data-testid=\"inline-card-resolved-view\" class=\"_1yt4x7n9 _2rko1ssi _v56415x0 _1e0c1nu9 _16d9qvcn _syaz13af _1rkwglyw _4cvx1w55 _19itia51 _bfhkhp5a _1a3b1r31 _4fprglyw _5goinqa1 _9oik1r31 _1bnxglyw _jf4cnqa1 _1nrm1r31 _c2waglyw _1iohnqa1 _uizt1kdv _nt751r31 _49pcglyw _1hvw1o36 _1372tlke _7ehiw5lj _1j5pglyw _1di615s3\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"smart-link-draggable-inline\" class=\"_80om1qgj _1e0c1nu9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"loader-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" class=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" role=\"none\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw _o5721jtm _1nmz9jpi _16d9qvcn _ca0qv77o _u5f31b66 _n3tdv77o _19bv1b66\" data-testid=\"inline-card-icon-and-title\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"297\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"297\"\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"smart-link-draggable-inline\" class=\"_80om1qgj _1e0c1nu9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"loader-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" class=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" role=\"none\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw _o5721jtm _1nmz9jpi _16d9qvcn _ca0qv77o _u5f31b66 _n3tdv77o _19bv1b66\" data-testid=\"inline-card-icon-and-title\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Maid","offer_id":67671618027835,"sku":"O8-POR-036-A","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nun","offer_id":67671618060603,"sku":"O8-POR-036-B","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Both","offer_id":67671618158907,"sku":"O8-POR-036-C","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/maid_stickers.png?v=1791412675"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-maid-plushie","title":"PorcelainMaid | Maid Plushie","description":"\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"24\"\u003eThe doll himself except in plushie form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"66\"\u003eHave you ever wanted to take PorcelainMaid with you on the go? Well now you can with this adorable little plushie version of him! Sitting at 8 inches tall, this plushie is ready to join you wherever you want to go. Whether it’s accompanying you to the doctors, joining you on a lovely dinner with your family, or spotting you at the gym, this plushie is a perfect companion for your everyday life. Just be careful… it might try and ask for your Mom’s phone number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"534\"\u003eFeel free to tag your plushie pictures on Twitter or Bsky using the #PorcelainPlushie hashtag!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"630\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eArtist Credit:\u003c\/strong\u003e N3ko Merch \u003ca title=\"https:\/\/www.n3komerch.shop\/\" data-renderer-mark=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.n3komerch.shop\/\" data-is-router-link=\"false\" class=\"_ymio1r31 _ypr0glyw _zcxs1o36 _mizu194a _1ah3dkaa _ra3xnqa1 _128mdkaa _1cvmnqa1 _4davt94y _4bfu1r31 _1hms8stv _ajmmnqa1 _vchhusvi _kqswh2mm _2rkolb4i _ect4ttxp _v564hxmd _syaz13af _1a3b1r31 _4fpr8stv _5goinqa1 _f8pj13af _9oik1j28 _1bnx8stv _jf4cnqa1 _o7kshxmd _30l313af _1nrm1j28 _c2wa8stv _1iohnqa1 _1ggl87vo _9h8h12zz _10531ra0 _1ien1ra0 _n0fx1ra0 _1vhv17z1\" data-testid=\"link-with-safety\"\u003eN3ko Merch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShipping begins in November\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67671668916539,"sku":"O8-POR-028","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/PlushFront.png?v=1791411426"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-blockhead-costume-party-bundle-sticker-pack","title":"PorcelainMaid | Blockhead Costume Party Bundle - Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"24\"\u003eHalloween might only happen once a year, but these little Blockheads are celebrating all year round! 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Now you’ll never have to stress about placing down your favorite stickers only to hate where you put it seconds later!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"411\"\u003eAnd hey, if you’re looking to add even MORE stickers to your purchase why not check out all the PorcelainMaid stickers we have here in the store?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"587\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eArtist Credit:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan data-testid=\"smart-link-draggable-inline\" class=\"_80om1qgj _1e0c1nu9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"loader-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" class=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" role=\"none\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Loup_0m\" data-testid=\"inline-card-resolved-view\" class=\"_1yt4x7n9 _2rko1ssi _v56415x0 _1e0c1nu9 _16d9qvcn _syaz13af _1rkwglyw _4cvx1w55 _19itia51 _bfhkhp5a _1a3b1r31 _4fprglyw _5goinqa1 _9oik1r31 _1bnxglyw _jf4cnqa1 _1nrm1r31 _c2waglyw _1iohnqa1 _uizt1kdv _nt751r31 _49pcglyw _1hvw1o36 _1372tlke _7ehiw5lj _1j5pglyw _1di615s3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw _o5721jtm _1nmz9jpi _16d9qvcn _ca0qv77o _u5f31b66 _n3tdv77o _19bv1b66\" data-testid=\"inline-card-icon-and-title\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw\"\u003eLoup (@Loup_0m) on X\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"587\"\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"smart-link-draggable-inline\" class=\"_80om1qgj _1e0c1nu9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"loader-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" class=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" role=\"none\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw _o5721jtm _1nmz9jpi _16d9qvcn _ca0qv77o _u5f31b66 _n3tdv77o _19bv1b66\" data-testid=\"inline-card-icon-and-title\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67671739334971,"sku":"O8-POR-028","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/Porcelainmaid_Notebook_BlockheadsStickerBook_Mockup2.png?v=1791478718"},{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-virtual-pet-keychains","title":"PorcelainMaid | Virtual Pet- Keychains","description":"\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"24\"\u003eDo you ever miss PorcelainMaid once he goes offline for the night and wish you could see your oshi at all times? 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