{"product_id":"porcelainmaid-butt-mousepad","title":"PorcelainMaid | Butt Mousepad","description":"\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"24\"\u003eListen, I know exactly what you are you little freak. You thought that other PorcelainMaid mousepad was too tame for your standards and you wanted something more, something BETTER, something… okay we get it you actually just wanted to see what’s been hiding under the doll's dress! So look there it is! Are you happy now?! Sicko.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"355\"\u003eThis mousepad is for the absolute degenerates, the ones who want to rest their wrist right in between this caked up doll. So if that’s you… just add it to your cart already. Or if you want to avoid Jowol’s disapproval you can check out the other mousepad variant!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-renderer-start-pos=\"644\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-renderer-mark=\"true\"\u003eArtist Credit:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DokuroDx\"\u003eDokuroDx\u003cspan data-testid=\"smart-link-draggable-inline\" class=\"_80om1qgj _1e0c1nu9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"loader-wrapper\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan data-testid=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" class=\"hover-card-trigger-wrapper\" role=\"none\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw _o5721jtm _1nmz9jpi _16d9qvcn _ca0qv77o _u5f31b66 _n3tdv77o _19bv1b66\" data-testid=\"inline-card-icon-and-title\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_19itglyw _vchhusvi _r06hglyw\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShipping expected to begin November 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PorcelainMaid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67671588536635,"sku":"O8-POR-018","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0036\/5484\/4525\/files\/assmousepad.png?v=1791410949","url":"https:\/\/www.orchideight.com\/products\/porcelainmaid-butt-mousepad","provider":"OrchidEight","version":"1.0","type":"link"}